Castlevania: Waltz of Despair – Chapter 1 pt. VII

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It is difficult to believe that we are in what I will whimsically term ‘the future,’ but from what I have seen of Mr. Morris’ belongings it appears to be true. All the same, nothing has changed. I will complete my task. Perhaps the circumstances will even provide as yet unforeseen opportunities. In the meantime, let this serve as a record of my observations, which could prove useful in the coming endeavor.

Mr. Morris has a very quick temper and a very ‘itchy trigger finger,’ as they say in English. He is unpredictable and brash, and has an optimistic streak. Not altogether ideal, but he seems the easily manipulatable type. His weapon, on the other hand, may be worrisome.

Mr. Hammersmith is more difficult to pinpoint; I sense a determination in him that could be problematic. He is observant and unafraid of confrontation. At the same time, he seems inexperienced in a way I cannot define. I will continue to keep my eye on him.

Mr. Flynn with his angel…they do not concern me as much as I had anticipated, though I admit I have seen little of their power besides what is constantly projecting. In and of itself this is an annoyance, but Mr. Flynn is untrained and worried that he will not live up to his potential, and in this lies my hope.

The Englishman who left us is a variable unknown to me, I do not like it. My eyes and ears are open for any sign of him and/or his intentions.

Death is here. He remembers me and seems to hold no hostility so far. There are possibilities here, but I must tread carefully.

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